V.G.W (video games weekly)

FFXII Review!

Hav u plaid a Final Fantasy gaim, loved the game but hated the turn based fighting? Well if u did, this iz da pefekt gem for u. da gaim haz improovd a whole lot since da last two big hitz, FFX and and FFX-2. The new fightzing stile letz u pauz the gaim to selekt wat u want to do den it startz a gauge. Wen da gauge getz full da move iz dun. Da same hapens for da enami exept da enami duznt hav to pauz to selekt hiz move. The stori iz abowt a guy kolld Vaan hoo's brada died in a war. Vaan iz mad atz da noo leedaand at da jujjez and wantz do do sumting. I luvz da noo huntz and da weponz r pretti pwnzing. Dair iz no dout dat dis iz wan ov da bezt gimz on Ps2!

10/10- strobe lightz (graphicz)

9.2/10- screeming leetxorz (audio)

9/10- rrokkett launchxorz (gameplay)

9.4/10- awsumnesses (TOTAL)

- 006I807

Team Fortress 2

Oogiebotz short random reviews

I'll probably regret this coz it'll stuff up ma intornet but here are some reviews.

Oogiebotz short random PS2 reviews
1. Psychonauts-dis gaim iz short kiddie but supa fun 8/10
2. . Ratchet gladiator- dis gaim iz short and too easy. It would be good if it wasn’t for dat though 6.4/10
3. Tekken tag tournament- what can I say dis game is fighting awsumness wit cool karaktarz 8.9/10
4. Final fantasy X- dis gaim iz purely for turn based fanatikz. It has a good storyline but da fighting duz get kinda annoying wit itz random battles but you get used to it 8/10
5. Prince of Persia da sandz ov time- dis is and awesome strategy gaim but if you don’t like datxor it aint for u 7.8/10
6. Crash tag team racing- itz a good racing gaim and haz awsum multiplaya but nutting else 7.8/10
7. Ratchet and clank- The first Ratchet and clank is probably the hardest aldough it iznt dat hard. da gaim iz good 8.6/10
8. Ratchet and clank 2- Itz good wepponz and datz Y I like it 8.9/10
9. Devil kingz- itz not dat good 5.6/10
10. Tak and da grate ju ju tournament- dis gim iz fun but short and haz co-op 7.001/10

Team Fortress 2

blam, blam ,blam, kill, kill, kill. thats literally what team fortress 2 is about. going online picking your class and blowing the crap out of the opposition. kills are rewarding because they are usually hard to get. variations of classes are great ranging from the quick and nimble scout to the big and burly heavy weapons guy. another great feature of the game is the weapons of each class. heavy weapons guy has a giant chaingun, a shotgun and his bare fists while the medic has a sryinge gun, a healer and a bonesaw. graphics may look cartoony at first but when you actually get into the game the graphics will soon start to look lifelike. although blood effects are cool some times it turns out orange. it evan has gibs

9.5/10 sniper rifles (gameplay)

8/10 drunk demomen (graphics)

9.5/10 bloody gibs (gameplay)

overall 9/10

History of Leet-|-||570|2'/ 0|= 1337 by Azasoth

If you don't already know, Leet/1337 which is called txt talk, Net Geddo, gamer and hacker language originated from Elite Hackers (1337 |-|4><0|22) who didn't want there websites to come up in google searches so they made a internet language full of numbers and symbols to represent letters. Then it was dicovered and now people use it in gaming, internet, chat rooms and more. ||= |_| (4/\/ /\/07 |243|) 7|-|!$ V 2 4 /\/008!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

-Azasoth

Assassin's Creed Review by Azasoth

ASSASSIN’S CREED

Have you ever played a Prince of Persia game and loved the climbing system and want more games with good climbing? Well Ubisoft has made one: Assassin’s Creed!

In this game you play as an assassin (duh!) called Altaïr. Altaïr betrays the Assassin’s Creed and has all his stuff removed, so he has to kill 9 people to get them and his reputation back. Assassin’s Creed is an extremely realistic game besides the whole, jump of building in haystack thing. The graphics are very pretty but occasionally there’s a big graphics glitch like invisible buildings or something. The gameplay is another good part about Assassin’s Creed with TEHAWSOMNESSZ CLIMBING!!! Any thing sticking out 2 inches you can climb on. The fighting is fun with combos, counters and actual enemies. :D Assassins creed is a game to get!

9.5/10 3D cubes (graphics)

10/10 Tennis balls (gameplay)

8/10 Banana phones (audio)

9.2/10 :D’s (total)

-Azasoth

Call of Duty 4: modern warfare

now ask yourself, are there any realistic modern war shooters around today? if i asked myself that question a year ago my answer would have been "hell no!". Call of duty 4:modern warfare changed the way i think about FPS (first person shooter) games. it blended fun and unique game play such as shooting through walls, chucking back grenades and killing through cover with a down to earth, violent as hell and quite unique storyline to make one of the most greatest FPS games of all time. unlike its previous games CoD4 is set in the modern world were a dangerous terrorist named al-asad executes the islamic president on national television. you are ordered to track him down and kill him. another great thing about CoD4 is it's online features. it has a great set out with ranks, awards, classes, and when you reach the rank of lance corpral you can create your own class.

10/10 night vision goggles (graphics)

10/10 grenade explosions (audio)

9.5/10 evil terrorists with glowing red eyes (gameplay)

overall 9.9/10

-zorexis

Mario & Sonic at the olympics games

Mario & Sonic at the olympic games is one of the best motion sensing games at the moment. It uses the motion sensors to the full extent. From imitating swimming strokes to parrying and thrusting with a sword. It provides you with hours of fun. It has nine main topics which you can pick from. They are: swimming, shooting, fencing, gymnastics, archery, rowing, athletics & table tennis. It also has missions & circuts to complete. It is a really fun game so i'm giving it 8.5/10

- teh leetxor

Da VGW krew

VGW consists of four crew members. First there's mi who is da cool one hoo goz by da nem ov Oogiebot, then dares our chief and editor hoo goz by da nem ov zorexis, there's also Azasoth hoo is vice chief ov VGW and last and definitli least darez our nooby mag printing guy who goz by da nem ov Teh Leetxor. (Aldoh hez more ov a noobxor coz he duznt do anything.)

- Oogiebot

Haze

How cool would a drug that gave you increased strength, speed and sight be? Well that’s what haze is all about. A private army called mantel have been called in to eliminate a group of rebels called the promise hand. Although you end up fighting for the promise hand. Being deprived of your drug (or nectar) you end up being in a state of temporary insanity. You hear voices see things that aren’t really there and so forth.

9.5/10 PS3’s (graphics)
9/10 gunshots (audio)
10/10 controllers (gameplay)
Overall 9.5/10

-zorexis